生活大爆炸第4季中英字幕3

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　　翻譯：米小勒

　　Tina

　　海因里希

　　joanna

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　　后期：孤帆

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　　校對：Vin

　　總監(jiān)：YY

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　　生活大爆炸

　　第四季第三集

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　　好的

　　我準(zhǔn)備好答下道題目了

　　All right, I'm ready for my next question.

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　　在一個(gè)犀牛被當(dāng)寵物養(yǎng)的世界中

　　In a world where rhinoceroses are domesticated pets,

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　　誰將贏得第二次世界大戰(zhàn)

　　who wins the Second World War?

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　　烏干達(dá)

　　Uganda.

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　　理由

　　Defend.

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　　肯尼亞會(huì)因出口犀牛而崛起

　　Kenya rises to power on the export of rhinoceroses.

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　　在中非成為一個(gè)強(qiáng)大的政權(quán)

　　A Central African power block is formed,

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　　并殖民統(tǒng)治北非和歐洲

　　colonizing North Africa and Europe.

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　　戰(zhàn)爭爆發(fā)后

　　誰也負(fù)擔(dān)不起養(yǎng)犀牛的這份奢侈

　　When war breaks out, no one can afford the luxury of a rhino.

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　　肯尼亞衰落

　　烏干達(dá)雄起

　　Kenya withers, Uganda triumphs.

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　　回答正確

　　Correct.

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　　輪到我了

　　My turn.

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　　在一個(gè)鋼琴被當(dāng)做武器而不是樂器的世界中

　　In a world where a piano is a weapon, not a musical instrument,

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　　斯科特·喬普林會(huì)用什么來演奏《楓葉爵士》

　　on what does Scott Joplin play "The Maple Leaf Rag"?

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　　美國黑人作曲家及鋼琴家

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　　調(diào)諧刺刀

　　Tuned bayonets.

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　　理由

　　Defend.

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　　理由不是顯而易見嗎

　　Isn't it obvious?

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　　你說得對

　　我的錯(cuò)

　　You're right. My apologies.

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　　你們倆在玩什么鬼游戲呢

　　What the hell are you guys playing?

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　　這是我們發(fā)明的一個(gè)游戲

　　It's a game we invented.

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　　我們稱它為"反事實(shí)游戲"

　　It's called Counterfactuals.

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　　我們假定一個(gè)在某關(guān)鍵方面不同于這里的世界

　　We postulate an alternate world that differs from ours

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　　然后互相就此發(fā)問

　　in one key aspect and then pose questions to each other.

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　　本游戲適合8至80歲人士

　　It's fun for ages eight to 80.

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　　一起來玩吧

　　Join us.

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　　好吧

　　All right.

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　　我也喜歡腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎

　　I like a good brainteaser.

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　　我來試試吧

　　Give it a whirl.

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　　你走運(yùn)了

　　這道簡單

　　You're in luck, this is an easy one.

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　　在一個(gè)人類被高智商巨形海貍統(tǒng)治的世界中

　　In a world where mankind is ruled by a giant intelligent beaver,

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　　哪種食物再也吃不到了

　　what food is no longer consumed?

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　　BLT[培根生菜番茄三明治]嗎

　　其中B代表海貍

　　Uh... a BLT where the "B" stands for beaver?

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　　我也說不準(zhǔn)

　　I don't know.

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　　萊納德

　　認(rèn)真點(diǎn)

　　Leonard, be serious.

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　　我們在玩游戲呢

　　We're playing a game here.

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　　我能答出來的

　　讓我想想

　　I can figure this out. Let's see.

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　　海貍以樹皮喂食

　　Um, well, beavers eat tree bark.

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　　我唯一了解的人類用得著樹皮的食物是肉桂

　　The only tree bark I know that humans consume is cinnamon.

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　　所以我說是肉桂

　　So, I'll say cinnamon.

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　　錯(cuò)誤

　　Incorrect.

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　　答案很明顯是芝士丹麥酥

　　Obviously, the answer is cheese Danish.

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　　你說啥

　　What?

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　　在一個(gè)被巨形海貍統(tǒng)治的世界中

　　In a world ruled by a giant beaver,

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　　人類為取悅海貍的統(tǒng)治會(huì)修建許多水壩

　　mankind builds many dams to please the beaver overlord.

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　　哥本哈根因地勢低洼會(huì)遭遇洪災(zāi)

　　The low-lying city of Copenhagen is flooded.

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　　數(shù)萬人會(huì)死去

　　Thousands die.

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　　更毀滅的是

　　丹麥人卻從未以自己的名字給糕點(diǎn)命名

　　Devastated, the Danes never invent their namesake pastry.

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　　怎么會(huì)有人連這個(gè)都想不到呢

　　How does one miss that?

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　　這太荒謬了

　　This is ridiculous.

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　　你們這是在捏造答案

　　You're just making stuff up.

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　　他輸?shù)臅r(shí)候總這樣嗎

　　Is he always like this when he loses?

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　　那當(dāng)然了

　　Oh, yes.

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　　你要是能目睹08年討論巨形野牛時(shí)的景象就好了

　　You should've been here for the great giant tantrum of 2008.

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　　你掀的桌子

　　自己清楚

　　You bumped the table and you know it.

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　　或許我們應(yīng)該玩?zhèn)€更適合他能力的游戲

　　Perhaps it would be kinder to play a game more suited to his abilities.

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　　等會(huì)兒你躲貓貓的時(shí)候

　　我們會(huì)閉眼數(shù)到10

　　We'll close our eyes and count to ten while you hide.

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　　我回屋了

　　I'm going to my room.

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　　很好

　　萊納德

　　Very good, Leonard.

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　　但下次你藏哪里無需提前告訴我們

　　But next time, don't tell us where you're hiding.

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　　你們看到《美國物理學(xué)報(bào)》關(guān)于超固體的論文了嗎

　　Did you guys see the paper in The American Physics Journal on supersolids?

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　　挺有趣的

　　It's pretty interesting.

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　　這個(gè)人從假說...

　　This guy's working from a hypothesis where...

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　　劇透警報(bào)

　　劇透警報(bào)

　　Spoiler alert! Spoiler alert.

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　　-咋了

　　-別提前爆料

　　- What?

　　- Don't ruin it for me, man.

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　　我為了邊蹲便壺邊看把PDF文件都打出來了

　　I printed out a PDF to read on the potty.

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　　便壺

　　你多大了

　　五歲嗎

　　On the potty? What are you, five?

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　　就是便便的地方嘛

　　不然你說該叫什么

　　It's a potty. What do you call it?

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　　廁所

　　Toilet.

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　　晚飯桌上這么叫不覺得有點(diǎn)粗俗了嗎

　　That's a little vulgar for the dinner table, don't you think?

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　　那"便壺"就不俗了嗎

　　Oh, and "potty" is okay?

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　　"便壺"多純真

　　多可愛啊

　　"Potty" is innocent. "Potty" is adorable.

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　　那你去便便的地方干啥

　　噓噓嗎

　　What do you do in the potty, wee-wee?

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　　如果我不必"嘣嘣"[大便]的話

　　If I don't have to boom-boom.

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　　各位好

　　Greetings.

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　　你們都記得艾米·菲拉·福勒吧

　　You all remember Amy Farrah Fowler.

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　　-見到你很高興

　　-你好

　　- Nice to see you.

　　- Hello.

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　　抱歉我們遲到了

　　Sorry we're late.

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　　對此我必須得承擔(dān)責(zé)任

　　I must take responsibility.

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　　我不得不半路上買點(diǎn)女性衛(wèi)生用品

　　I had to stop for feminine hygiene supplies.

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　　-這樣啊

　　-了解

　　- Aha.

　　- Okay.

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　　我認(rèn)為她正在經(jīng)期當(dāng)中

　　I believe she's experiencing her menses.

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　　實(shí)際上

　　還沒到時(shí)候

　　Actually, I'm not.

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　　但為了避免意外

　　我得時(shí)刻帶著衛(wèi)生巾

　　In order to avoid surprises, I wear them all the time.

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　　-理解

　　-非常了解

　　- Aha.

　　- Okay.

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　　廁所現(xiàn)在聽起來順耳多了是吧

　　"Toilet's" sounding pretty good now, huh?

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　　瞧啊

　　這不是謝米嘛

　　Hey, look, it's Shamy.